for Dicking Around at Work (3/16/10)
Yeah, but if you touch a spot where another guy put
his penis, is that
"The officer revealed that he and his cop buddy "bell-ended"
the door handles, window buttons, gear stick, steering wheel, stereo
buttons and the police radio buttons, as well as the
receiver used to talk to the operations room. "
Prostitute Sues Pimp
For Wrongful Termination (3/16/10)
She was giving her boyfriend free
" The woman, known as "Kylie", alleged that the massage parlour's boss
dismissed her for choosing her clients and for spending time with her
boyfriend, who did not pay for her services "
Nude Man Escapes
Transsexual Brothel Fire (3/16/10)
Well, dying of embarrassment may be better than dying
from smoke inhalation:
"A fire in an apartment used for transsexual prostitution forced a naked
Swiss man onto a window ledge. Firefighters rushed to the scene and put out the flames, but not before
the man was photographed. "
Dildo Salesman P.O.'s
Tribeca Neighbors With Sex Parties (3/16/10)
Come on people, don't be uptight - every upscale
condo needs a
" He insisted that he's only had dinner parties and "art" parties
since, but is still getting the cold shoulder from fellow residents. 'The
neighbors don't like me,' he complained."
Doc Busted in
Sex-for-Rx Sting (3/16/10)
That's what you get for making house calls in a
" Krakow agreed to meet the undercover officer on the parking lot of the
CVS store to deliver the
prescription for the OxyContin pills. In exchange, Krakow expected to
watch the undercover officer engage in sex with a female. "
Lady Gaga Puts an End
to the Argument (2/26/10)
She straps one on for a magazine cover that's
banned in the U.S.:
" ' We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was
that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want?” she told the
magazine, adding, “I want to wear a dick strapped to my vagina.' "
Please Sir, May I Have
Here we have clubs for people who welcome this sort
" The first Malaysian women to be caned under Islamic law for
having illicit sex have reportedly said they regretted their actions
and welcomed the punishment. "
Teachers in Hot Water
for Dirty Dancing at Rally (2/26/10)
What's next? Pole dancing for
" More than 100 students in grades 9 to 12 watched as the man performed a
sort of lap dance for the woman, while she sat in a chair in the middle
of the gym floor and laughed and played along."
Scientists Using Panda
Porn to Encourage Breeding (2/26/10)
Well, that's how a lot of humans learn
how to have sex too:
"Scientists have found that the combination of porn, exercises, and the
occasional menage a trois -- to get young male pandas curious about sex
-- have proved successful."
Woman Not Laughing at
50 Cent's Sex Tape Humor (2/26/10)
It's not 50 Cent having sex - he edited himself
into the footage:
" Leviston says that she and Murray made the video in 2008 and that he agreed to destroy the evidence. But it turns out he sold the tape to 50 Cent. Murray's face is blurred out of the released version."
Backstage Pass to
Stripper Show Falls Through (2/2/10)
His plan to sneak in through the ceiling came
crashing down -
onto the stage:
" The mind boggles at this one: A guy trying to sneak in the dressing room of nude performers. What did he expect to see? Women with their clothes on?"
State Official Caught
Wanking off on Job (2/2/10)
State official caught masturbating - in a
" When State Police Trooper R.R. Cervera pulled Knorr over a short time
later, he noticed Knorr's jeans were unbuttoned and his zipper was
down, the criminal complaint says. Knorr was driving a state-owned
Dodge pickup truck at the time."
Inhibitions at FurCon (2/2/10)
A gathering for those who have to get their fur on
" The so-called "furries" are discouraged to talk while in costume as it breaks the illusion.
The ones that do see themselves as ambassadors. They say
boundaries between people disappear when they wear the friendly furry
What's The Opposite of
Gay for Pay? (2/2/10)
Everybody knows there's no such thing as a
" Defense lawyer Ikiesha Al-Shabazz says the prosecutor's scheme
'doesn't even make sense,' and the logic that lesbians don't have sex
with men for money is just 'faulty.'
Guy With Biggest Penis
Can't Get a Job (2/2/10)
Um, sorry dude, but you're assuming that anyone is
taking you seriously
" And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon
says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, 'Nobody would take me
seriously. Nobody.' "
Tiger's Sex Secrets
Coming to Light (1/4/10)
Dirty jokes, expensive hookers, and kinky sex - who
golf is boring?
" He refers to Woods as a "sex addict" with a "harem" and a predilection for crude sexual jokes. Bissinger
also lists the allegations made by Woods' alleged mistresses, which he
refers to as "sex, tons of it, in allegedly all different varieties"."
Forget the Kids - Who
Gets the Vibrator? (1/4/10)
Divorced couples fight over custody of power tools
" 'Things that don't mean a lot to some are important to others and
people shouldn't be embarrassed about coming forward with things they
want - even if it's something rather unusual.' "
Finnish Supermarkets to
Sell Sex Toys (1/4/10)
Grocery list: Milk, eggs, bread...strap-on
" Aula said the new range of toys in supermarkets should not hasten
discussions on sex among young children, while the Finnish Consumer
Agency has demanded that all ‘adult’ products be placed well beyond
Scientists Say the
G-Spot Is a Myth (1/4/10)
If you can't find it, here's why - if you can find
it's all in your head:
" If a female claims to have one, it's only because she thinks she does, according to the study, detailed in yesterday's Times of London. "
Prostitutes Heat Up
Climate Change Conference (12/4)
Delegates expected to experience global warming
" Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to 160 Copenhagen hotels, urging guests and delegates to refrain from buying sex.
The city's prostitutes have retaliated by offering free sex to anyone who brings one of the cards to an assignation."
Jealous Wife Resorts to
Weiner Roast (12/4)
That Doors song "Light My Fire" will never
be the same:
" A previous court hearing heard Narayan had told neighbours: 'I'm a
jealous wife, his penis should belong to me. I just wanted to burn his
penis so it belongs to me and no one else ... I didn't mean this to
Viagra for Women? Men
Everywhere Rejoice (12/4)
If it increases sex drive, it's still arguably
" 'Flibanserin was a poor antidepressant,' Thorp said. 'However, astute observers noted that it increased libido in laboratory animals and human subjects.' "
Johnson & Johnson
Heiress Gets Dirty (12/4)
Rich girl goes all Fatal Attraction on a model, then
" The thief stole jewelry, shoes, 600 pages of a legal document, clothing -- even her underwear. The thief also left a bizarre calling card -- a used vibrator was found in her bed and a wet towel was on the floor. "
She Lets Her Fingers Do
the Walking While She Sleeps (12/4)
It's like getting roofied and taking advantage of
" 'Out of the blue one evening he
asked me why I played with myself at night. I denied it because I couldn't remember ever doing it.' "
Striking Bus Drivers
Need More Time Up (11/10)
Transit workers want a minimum of one Viagra
pill per day:
" SEPTA has agreed to
cover almost all of its rising health-care costs, and to increase
coverage for Pfizer's Viagra. Workers are unhappy that their health insurance plan only covers about 10 pills a month."
Duke Sex Toy Study
Raises Eyebrows (11/10)
Because it's important to know what vibrators
co-eds are buying:
" 'Not all research will make people comfortable. In fact, there's a lot
of things, there are a lot of questions, there are a lot of issues that
are studied at a university that make people uncomfortable.' "
Woman Fakes Breast
Cancer to Get Boob Job (11/10)
Her marriage was terminally ill,
she was just sicko:
"She lied about her illness, collected $10,000 at a benefit thrown for
her, then used the money for breast implants in an attempt to save her
failing, seven-month marriage. She also lied about chemotherapy and shaved her head to look the part of a cancer patient."
Man Arrested for Having
Sex Without a License (11/10)
If you get caught having sex in the car, don't lead
cops on a
high speed chase:
" McNear then allegedly slid into the driver's seat and sped away. Officers said they saw McNear switch places with the woman
so she was in the driver's seat."
Disciplined by Lawsuit (11/10)
But enrollment for her freshman comp class
is way up:
" Sharon Warner found Chavez posing as Mistress Jade with one former
graduate student and two graduate students who were in the program at
the time. Chavez posed as a dominatrix professor disciplining her misbehaving students."